Text isn’t green in this one, but it feels like a greentext.

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Anon discovers religion, inshallah may the spirits watch over him.

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Whatever gets you through this hellscape, baby

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Anon has discovered the origin of religion.

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Or perhaps he just spent too much time playing Assassin’s Creed Odyssey

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I usually use the orishas. I just like them more when talking to imaginary beings.

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anon invents religion

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