74 points

This has similar energy to “you’re not in traffic, you are traffic”.

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I really pissed off a coworker with this line. Complains about 1.5 hour commute because of “all the assholes in rush hour”.

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We get this in my hometown - people see the place, decide they want to live in the forest. They clearcut a chunk of it and build their house. Then when a bear wanders into their new yard (following the same territory it always has) they call the cops.

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18 points

To… jail the deer?

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I don’t even know. I guess folks from the suburbs would call the cops and get an animal control officer to come out if they saw a bear in their yard? But my town was way too small to have animal control - theres like 2 cops and the emergency system switches over to the state troopers at night.

And again, bears live in the woods, of you build your house in their woods they’re gonna walk on your deck occasionally.

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16 points

No, to jail the bear!

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9 points

Overread the bear, thought it was deer.

Edit: not beer.

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The way you describe it, it sounds like they should be clearing out the entire forest not just a chunk of it 💀

edit: I didn’t say that I think they should, fwiw.

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5 points

They’re doing their level best.

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28 points

Depending on your frame of reference, the road is crossing the deer.

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5 points

The deer are cross with the road, too

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1 point

From a certain point of view

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24 points

Technically they are jaywalking so this would be a fawnlonie

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I wanna know how deer are taught to read the deer crossing signs so they know that’s where they are supposed to cross.

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Deers are the ones who put those signs down.

And they are shocked when you drive too fast, so they wait until you drive by and then they jump in front of your car in order to tell you to drive slower.

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