50 points

The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me

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Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror

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Why is there a mirror on the floor???

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and why doesn’t it reflect the objects above it?

huh.

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33 points

The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

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Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

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Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.

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Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!

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I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.

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Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club

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Nah just get the horse to hand it to you

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I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me

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Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

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that’s what squires are for.

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That’s why you bring your sword with you.

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Sure, but why’s the coke mirror on the floor??

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Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse’s head.

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