by Centurii-chan

54 points

Ancient Chinese recipe. Guarantees you won’t age.

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People in media always make immortality sound awful. It really wouldnt be that bad, they always make little twists like you can’t ever die or nobody else can be immortal with you, all because its hard to make giving people more time to live seem awful without those twists. I find it fairly annoying.

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28 points

Every time something uses the ‘life only has meaning because it ends’ trope I want to scream

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8 points

It’s a philosophical point of view and like anything, it’s debatable.

Death create an urgency, and we cannot substract ourselves from that.

When we imagine immortality, it is framed within this urgency. You might think : well there is so much I haven’t seen. But by being immortal in the litteral sense of the word, at one point, you will have seen everything to not care about it anymore. Then what? You go interstellar in the hope of finding something new in a few millions years?

If I could live a thousand years, I would definitely be interested. But living billions of years with no end in sight? Absolutely not.

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9 points

Nah, no way. Even for an immortal being, time is limited. You can never watch every movie, listen to every song, or play every game. They’re made at a faster rate than you can consume them.

If your dream is to meet Oprah and you’re immortal, that doesn’t mean you get to meet Oprah. Oprah is busy. You’re still going to have to bust ass to become important enough to merit an appointment before she dies of old age. There are still obstacles and limits and timers.

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I go back and rewatch movies or replay games I’ve forgotten about all the time and that’s just like within the last few years. The universe will have plenty of repeatability.

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I wanna jump into a black hole and then ride it out when it turns into a white hole. But I’d need to be both immortal and invulnerable for that.

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5 points

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I would accept immortality if I could choose to die at any moment

(Quasi-heatdeath and all that)

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Elf immortality would be enough for most people, can’t get sick, can’t die of old age, but can still be outright killed.

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35 points

Ah Mercury. So Shiney and so deadly.

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27 points

I was more excited about life at 8 than at after 20, so for me it’s def reversed.

Tho I do need to know if an elixir causes immortality, I do not want to drink it by accident.

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Imagine still being alive to witness the slow, agonizing death of the universe, when all matter and energy are evenly spread across an incomprehensible vastness, and nothing will or can ever happen again. The next billion years would be fairly interesting until the sun expands and swallows the Earth…or, at least, dries up its oceans. Hopefully, you’ve found a way out and onto another planet for another billion or so years. But after about 170 quattuorvigintillion years of cold, dark, nothingness, you’ll probably get pretty bored of it all.

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24 points

I don’t think very many people, if any, want to be unable to die forever. Most people just want more time.

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I don’t think very many people, if any, want to be unable to die forever.

sign me the fuck up broham.

more time = more opportunities to roll the aristocracy over and spank their ass raw.

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I would

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9 points

I don’t think very many people, if any, want to be unable to die forever. Most people just want more time. Except this guy.

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Making a lot of assumptions here that our models are accurate enough to correctly predict the end of the universe - whether it’s a big crunch, big rip, heat death, some clumsy git dropping the marble so it shatters, or something else entirely. I would take eternal life+youth so I could find out.

Once I know everything, then I might get bored.

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So far, I think the general consensus is heat death. Being an optimist, my hope is for the big crunch. If that one’s true, what’d be infinitely hilarious is if it always repeats in exactly the same way.

If that’s the case, then I guess all of us do truly live forever. We just microdose the same exact snippet of eternity.

So much of what exists is spheres and circles. Who’s to say time doesn’t also run in a circle?

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Like the song goes,

Consensus is not a fact-based exercise

;D

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6 points

I was promised eternal life, not consciousness. That’s cryosleep conditions right there.

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Imagine becoming immortal at the dawn of the age of science. then spending the next 8000 years secretly building a ship in your free time to take you off this godforsaken planet.

only to find that:

a) you’re not the only one

b) you’re not even human

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