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Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she’s moist.

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You think she gets moist? My brother, it’s probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.

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🤢

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Imagine your personality being your stupid opinions… Get a fucking life

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Welcome to social media lol.

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Meanwhile, the former PM: https://youtube.com/shorts/M_U0g6uKj8E

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Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

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He did say fries instead of chips

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She is eating steak while working?!

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I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.

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Wait… Isn’t everyone?

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This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it’s a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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