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Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she’s moist.
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Imagine your personality being your stupid opinions… Get a fucking life
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She is eating steak while working?!
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This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it’s a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.