This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can’t pick which insane take to make fun of first.

Doesn’t think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she’s moist.

Apparently, when you can shout “BRING ME MY STEAK” at a servant you don’t need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

lunch is for wimps

Sounds like someone who doesn’t work hard enough to need a break.

I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I’m getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I’m a hard worker.

I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.