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Could have just included the Ontario part snd Vancouver Island and it would still be true lol.

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They’re not Canadian. They’re Quebecois, remember?

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There are 4 variations on the word but none end in -le.

https://quebeccity101.com/tabarnak-tabarnac-tabernak-or-tabernac/

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… And only the first one’s the right one. #dieOnThisHill

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Quebec =/=Utah.

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Just outline the GTA and call it a day.

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Vancouver is not on Vancouver Island.

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According to whose geography?

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Well he landed there. But he’s not there now, not for a while. Nor the town: that’s on the mainland (aka the Big Island with Moncton and New Denver on it) .

Fun fact: there’s a Victoria Island but Victoria isn’t there either, the person nor the town.

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? It’s just a fact. The urban agglomeration commonly known as Vancouver (any of them) is not on the large, west-coast island known as Vancouver island.

I suspect you’re trolling.

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The real anarchy would be to make Canadians live anywhere BUT what’s on the map

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I’m a Canadian and I would have to drive ~8 hours to end up on that map.

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IIRC one of the 19th century presidents basically campaigned on that, at least as far as the western side was concerned.

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54/40 or fight!

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They’re gonna have to take that ocean pearl out of my cold, dead hands.

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That’s the one!

Apparently Polk never actually campaigned on it, though; it was just around the same time. It seems the British version was going down to the 42nd parallel, and the actual result of the 49th is pleasingly near the midpoint.

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it would be, no internet.

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As someone who is not living in this map, please no I like it here.

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I am sure some US hardliners see the map and wonder how is this country still independent.

These positions are not defensible from military perspective.

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C’mon, it even looks like a rifle
Who would be insane enough to invade a country, that already looks like a weapon?

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Careful how you phrase that, I heard a militia of collectors is forming to capture the biggest depiction of a gun in the world

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Trump did call Trudeau governor of the great state of Canada yesterday and suggested it should become the 51st state a ~week ago

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dude is too stupid to understand why he should not do it.

until i hear some GOP chaney and kissegeer types, i aint worried.

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Yeah, I’m not worried about imminent invasion either. A trade war will already basically cause chaos, though, and it could escalate from there. Hopefully the government is up to the task.

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You want to know why Canada still exists despite having a fraction of the manpower or military of the United States?

It’s because the United States likes Canada. We think they’re fun to have around.

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Do you guys actually think about us that much?

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That’s an abstract question to try to answer; it’s not like we sit around and ponder about y’all for hours on end but someone says “This is my friend Bill from Canada” and you just think “Oh cool.”

On a societal level, we share the world’s longest international border, we’re massive trade partners, like, most of the Northwestern hemisphere’s best comedians come from Canada…we like Canada, we think they’re fun to have around.

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The War of 1812 disagrees.

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Touche but US capabilities are now that of a global empire, all of Canada is within few hundred mile from US border and its core literally cuts into the US while power disparity is wider than Ukraine/Russia.

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Nobody who knows much seriously thinks we’d win a conventional war. We could slap together nukes pretty quickly, but we’d probably rather just get annexed. Our defences are all diplomatic.

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That took place entirely in the Great Lakes area. The other bit was still very, very Native.

Also, we like to take credit for that, but that was basically the British Empire fighting for one of it’s colonies, and IIRC most of the British soldiers involved were not from here.

No, we’re going back to the North Atlantic triangle days if the US goes funny like it appears to be going.

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Excellent. I’m cut out from there so I can make my own country.

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I think that if climate change causes a lot of snow in the north to melt, it will create a lot of new arable space further north that people could potentially migrate to (even from other countries, eg climate migrants from the inhabitable equator)

(disclaimer: never been to Canada)

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It would probably be extremely swampy for a long time. All that time it would release a tremendous amount of methane.

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I mean, it’s already swampy. Canada has the band of current habitability shown, followed by muskeg (frozen swamp) and boreal forest for most of it’s area, followed by a strip of tundra along the coast (and continuing into all those giant uninhabited islands). Swamps are actually carbon fixers, though; it’s the process of a swamp drying out and the exposed plant matter rotting that’s the problem.

The tundra bit has permafrost that will thaw and rot into pretty pure methane, which is bad, but that’s in line to become new boreal forest next rather than new farmland.

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Sounds to me like a great energy opportunity, natural gas is totally green energy right? /s

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Just put a great big garbage bag over the country and start sucking.

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Hmm true

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We’ve been choked by forest fire smoke every summer for a few years now. I hear some of the boreal forest that burned down is coming back as plains. Also, interestingly, we never stopped clearing new farmland around the high 50’s of latitude.

It’s really noticeable already as far north as I am. People will talk about how freakish the weather has been here, and then suddenly get quiet if anyone says “climate” instead of “weather” because it’s oil country and they still want to be on the denier train. Man, humanity is depressing sometimes.

The flip side is that the traditional breadbasket areas in the center-west of this strip are basically turning into desert.

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I feel bad for them. They’ve got a shit lot in that they know they’re causing damage and they could stem that tide, but in doing so would have to give up what they know and have poured their lives into so far.

Not everyone’s ready to sacrifice their comfort or livelihoods for others and jump when there’s no guarantee they’ll be caught by the social safety net.

There will always be someone desperate and ready to deny the truth of their surroundings to fill the gap left, though.

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That’s big of you. I can sympathise with someone who’s doing bad things, but when they’re intellectually dishonest about it as well I start feeling like glassing everything and letting life start over.

It’s just so damn hopeless. If that’s the level we’re at the atrocities will never stop, and we’ll keep blaming the other guy for it.

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