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I'm shook to my rule(lemmy.ml)

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0ops@lemm.ee
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It’s so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven’t had one of those in awhile

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Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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What? Obama was fit as hell

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0ops@lemm.ee
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Agreed, but he hasn’t been in office for almost a decade

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Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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That just means I’m old. Fuck lol

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Sabata@ani.social
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I’m worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.

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Letstakealook@lemm.ee
20 points

The way people who’ve never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. “Chainsmoking PURE weed” 😂

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krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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bro’s gatekeeping harmful substances

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Letstakealook@lemm.ee
4 points

Not at all. Why pretend to use “harmful substances.”

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somegeek@programming.dev
9 points

I think he’s the father of harambe

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Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math

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nifty@lemmy.world
11 points

I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.

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essell@lemmy.world
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So, odds he’s Harambe’s real dad?

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