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So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.

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…you don’t say?

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52 points

Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.

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Which policy though?

He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup’d by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.

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37 points

So, odds he’s Harambe’s real dad?

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36 points

This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.

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33 points

Curious George.

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And she’s obviously begging him to stop what’s happening to poor Harambe

Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn’t able to comprehend, what he was asked for…

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Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.

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