Jesus Christ it’s like the SNL Pongo skit in real life.

Its 2024 and you cannot use a product the way you want to. Can’t you just use openAI api as the backend??

I hate people.

See there’s the problem right there. They shouldn’t have sold the robot. It should have been a subscription model, with micro transactions. That would have kept the investors flocking in.

I’d like to say this is sarcasm, but unfortunately it’s the most likely lesson these ghouls will learn from this.

What’s the opposite of “eating the onion”? I thought this was satire for sure.