41 points
A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.
Literally Austin Powers-tier incrimination
14 points
i don’t see how that’s much more incriminating than just having the gun. it’s not like there’s any evidence or any charges that she had plans to use it or anything. she literally just served time for bringing the gun.
16 points
True but it does kind of nullify any hope of an “oops, im so sorry I got my bags mixed up when I was packing” defense
8 points
2 points
21 points
She was going to clown college. Sounds about right.
3 points
You can keep her.
6 points
The story just went down a spiral. It’s worth the read. This person needed the timeout.
7 points
Man, these new James Bond movie plots suck.
