From Florida, of course 😄

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This woman is going to be very successful in her future career

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Wanna know how I got these scars? Student debt a s 5 years of the gig economy.

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You know the headline is packed when there’s a literal golden gun and not a single N64 Goldeneye reference.

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“He doesn’t need TWO of them!” explains Florida woman, the unlicensed clown who stole gun via illegal clown magic trick while at John Woo’s birthday bash.

EDIT: Imagine Gex saying it, especially if you don’t remember the John Woo game.

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You think a modern day Gex could work now adays?

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Depends on how low your expectations are:

Granted it’s 7:30am, legally distinct, and I believe them bones are me.

I’d probably do a genre mix (3rd-person, themed boomer shooter?) if I had that capability, but I would probably struggle with with maps, writing, and just scope in general.

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her lawyer argued she should not have to serve prison time because her “creative side is coming back out now,” adding that she volunteers at a local art center and is working on an album.

I don’t think being an artist’s with an album in works is a great defence.

If it works, then I’ll be constantly working on my next album.

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You have a trial 6 months later and if you’re not dropping bars in court you go to prison

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A Florida woman that wanted to attend clown school, that explains everything.

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That’s like a fish that wants to attend swimming lessons

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she was just trying to learn how to fit in in Florida better

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