From Florida, of course 😄

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Her lawyer said she packed the pistol because she was high and paranoid from synthetic marijuana, which she uses to cope with trauma

She shouldn’t be allowed to own a gun in the first place.

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Because she does drugs? By that standard no one should own a gun.

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See that’s exactly why gun control works

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Wife beaters and gun owners. Name a better venn diagram.

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Except it’s been illegal for those convicted of DV to own guns since like 1968.

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Wife beaters and cops. Tighter fitting circles.

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You got yourself a deal!

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People who currently use drugs illegally are also forbidden from having guns in the USA. Hunter Biden was convicted of the related offense of lying about it on the background check form.

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Friendo here in the US you can use ∆8-THC in almost all states, it is legally distinct from ∆9, the kind found in real weed. ∆8 is made through the chemical adulteration of CBD, something that is made from hemp, an industrial crop. Synthetic weed is neither prohibited, nor discouraged in most of the US and can be purchased at gas stations.

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because she’s self medicating for trauma and it’s making her paranoid. this is clearly not a very stable person. in fact, believing the first thing you read on Google about how to use guns is another pretty good sign that that aren’t going to use it safely.

there’s better and worse ways to use drugs. self medicating to escape something is generally the worst way to use them. like, i get it. I’ve been there. it’s how i went from casual user with company to unstable addict. I eventually recognized that and have gotten clean. the reason we need a doctor to help us with dosages to relieve symptoms without losing ourselves is because drugs make us feel good in general. it’s basically impossible to look at yourself and know when it’s too much or inappropriate usage.

all that said, i get it. when you can’t afford a doctor to do that for you sometimes you just need to kill whatever feeling is inside of you. sometimes you need to run away to survive. just don’t buy a firearm while you do that…

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I… I think I’m in love with her

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I… can fix her…

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At last-- The world so badly needs the skills and professionalism that a “clown school” will bring. We can populate the next generation of politicans, CEOs, and journalists from this clown school.

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We can populate the next generation of politicans, CEOs, and journalists from this clown school.

I thought we already did? Where else would they be finding Republican politicians and opinion columnists?

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Look at how old the fossils in Congress are. That is how much experience it required to become such high tier clowns. You need a state-of-the-art clown school to replace them without a drop in quality. 🤡

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A Florida woman that wanted to attend clown school, that explains everything.

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she was just trying to learn how to fit in in Florida better

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That’s like a fish that wants to attend swimming lessons

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