cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19391215
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Well, that’s basically how Reagan was shot…
12 points
It probably also helps to be a total dream boat dressed to the nines
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“down catastrophic” is now my new favorite phrase
15 points
and if you swing the other way I’m sure it’d work on some dudes too
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some straight dudes even. “whoa, you killed that ceo? i don’t swing that way but… you deserve a blowjob. you’ve earned it”
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-15 points
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Step 1, be attractive.
Step 2, don’t be unattractive.
Step 3 can be literally anything else including a brutal assassination.
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Step 1: be a douchecanoe
Step 2: don’t not be obnoxious
Step 3 can be deliberately missing the point in any way, including commenting on Lemmy.
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