I recently rewatched the video of the woman on the plane screaming that the passenger beside her wasn’t human and it got me thinking about something I’ve seen.

I remember seeing a teenage girl in a small food store I go to address the guy behind the counter as ‘human’. “Thanks, human.” Stuff like that. I think she was just doing a bit or something but I thought it was strange.

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I have a public-facing job, so, yes.

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As a member of the public, I’m so sorry

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I used to think Elon Musk was actually cool and actually trying to do good… Until I met him when working at Tesla. He’s so weird. How he talks, how he gesticulates, what he actually says… He is clearly not living in the same reality as the rest of us and it’s scary to think that people have dealt with this dude personally and agreed with him despite this. Are they all aliens? 😬

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I think that’s just being rich. The other people agreeing with him are also rich. They may not act like him in public but they know what’s up behind the scenes, they all crazy behind closed doors.

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Dont forget the drugs. Dude probably hasnt come down in forever so he may literally be living in an alternate reality due to that.

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Being rich and on a cocktail of designer drugs will do that to you.

Also being an uncaring sociopath leech upon humanity.

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Probably a unique blend of drugged-up-billionaire-meets-autism. But yeah, the dude is definitely odd

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Its hard to think people have had sex with him honestly. I’d imagine the same of Mark Zuckerberg

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I did, two times. First was when woman had some problems with spine and skin so she looked weird and moved weird add to it my shortsightedness and it was weird/creepy. Second time I was going back home at 3 am after drinking, and there was a guy that was walking in my direction in the unevenly lit underpass and he had no face. I was like don’t scream like a little girl it’s alcohol probably. Then I understood it was a guy who learned to wear helmet on a moto the hard way of being human chalk piece.

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Yea. Mark Zuckerburg. Just watch this reptile drink a glass of water. Its a alien reptile that has his UFO break down, and he’s stuck on Earth. This reptile loves violating people’s privacy so that’s why this reptile invented facebook.

/s I don’t actually believe he’s an extraterrestrial, but like, with this crazy timeline, I won’t be surprised to see Independence Day Aliens

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Every time I turn on American news.

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