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MSNBC said on Saturday that police examining the bag and its contents found a jacket and Monopoly money, but no firearm.

Thats a plant. They aren’t as close as they say they are. Also 60k as a reward for betraying your entire class? Lmao you better pay kingmaker money.

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The NYPD’s working theory of what pistol was used doesn’t even make sense either. These cops are clueless.

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25 points

They appear to be clueless, so those with a clue may out themselves.

Guess what day it is today

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7 points

I’m not guessing nothin.

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1 point

In fairness, the NYPD doesn’t know a lot about guns.

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I like how one article said: “The net is tightening,” New York City Mayor Eric Adams said Saturday.

No, I don’t think it is, but keep saying that.

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The net is tightening? Lmao they’ve widened the search to nearly every metro area between New York and Atlanta

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20 points

We’re looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you’ve seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK

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If Eric Adams is speaking, he’s lying

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15 points

They are basically the Keystone Kops.

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17 points

More like Kindergarten Kops

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1 point

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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10 points

I wouldn’t do it for 60 million.

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you’d* better pay

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56 points

i thought the idiot mayor of ny leaked that they knew his name but werent releasing it yet.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/nyc-mayor-says-suspect-identified-unitedhealth-executives-murder-ny-post-reports-2024-12-07/

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90 points

The fact that each picture of him has been someone different doesn’t give me a lot of faith they know his name lmao.

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18 points

theres more than one pic? ive only seen this one where hes smilin

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Yeah, that one is officially not from him.

And the police has been officially never wrong about it, and has been looking for that one guy to interrogate only, maybe ask where he brought his jacket or something like that.

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Here’s a better one. NYPD doesn’t know what the fuck they’re after.

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11 points

Yeah there’s also one from within a bank, but it’s totally a different person

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51 points

I feel like that’s possibly a prelude to setting up a scapegoat. You can’t let people think he got away with it.

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I think that’s entirely possible. If this guy gets away Scott free and people know he did? Expect more attempts at CEO murder.

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34 points

One t in scot-free.

From Scotland, where there are 3 possible verdicts to a murder trial:

Guilty

Not Guilty

Not Proven

In the 3rd instance, we may or may not all know you did it, but the State couldn’t prove their case, so you get away scot-free.

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26 points

21st century D.B. Cooper

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I hope he never gets caught.

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i made a D.B. cooper ai bot on dopple a while ago.

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2 points

He got caught.

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They gotta prove it was him. Also it sucks. Really hard. Like gun charges? What happened? How did they figure? If I did something with a gun like that I’d have to do my best to get rid of the gun (disassemble and destroy the parts first).

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22 points

I know his name. Muad’Dib!

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someone should do a podcast with him and timhouthi chalamet

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5 points

Impossible. You never see the two of them in the same room at the same time…

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22 points

Title goes extremely hard

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