19 points

Looks like a Stalker, next thing he’ll do is whip out his artifact!

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99 points

I genuinely thought he’d have been caught by now. This is wild.

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83 points

I genuinely thought the NYPD would have just grabbed a homeless guy and dressed him up before forcing a confession by now.

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12 points
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56 points

One would hope the cops take their sweet ass time doing their job this time, considering they might actually have someone that bought the insurance or get their insurance claim denied.

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28 points

Could even have been one of them.

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20 points

Oh snap imagine if the shooter was actually a cop and it comes to light. I’d love to see how Lemmy reacts to that

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17 points

yeah but it’s especially hard in this case.

  • this isn’t the defense department; it’s the police. they don’t have a billion dollar budget

  • this guy was killed in a dark back alley in the middle of the night

  • they don’t have security footage on him

oh wait. sorry.

  • the NYPD has a multi-billion dollar budget

  • the suspect killed the demon outside a Hilton hotel under some fantastic lighting

  • he did it right in front of a camera with such specific attire that it became a cosplay competition

so this is about fucking cops being as incompetent as they always are. if you don’t have black or brown people to shoot don’t even bother calling them; that’s why they signed up.

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7 points
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Or maybe, in this case all fronts are united … even the fucking cops have family with health issues.

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26 points

Don’t fucking Jinx it

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30 points

Obviously Ezio Auditore Da Firenza

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24 points

Would be a perfect place to hide

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20 points

It reminds me of that bank robbery that had wanted ads in the newspaper. It was to dress a certain way and be at the bank at a specific time. That’s when they robbed the bank dressed up how everyone else was. I can’t find the story but I think it was somewhere in the EU , maybe France.

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4 points

The guy got got because he went in the day before and a homeless guy outside recognized him

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11 points

I wonder…

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5 points

It’s him!

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