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Took me a minute. Chloroform, for any other dumbys

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Thanks. It would never have occurred to me.

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kinda wondered why chlorophyll and chloroform have the same root, it’s not like there’s chlorine in chlorophyll.

turns out chloro- means yellowish green. TIL.

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Why do the comments feel a bit whooshy on this one?

That said, I bet you could find a kidnapper starter kit somewhere on the Internet. Fun fact, chloroform doesn’t work the way you think it does— it isn’t instant and it doesn’t last long enough to be of any use like this. Movies have lied to you. Keep this in mind if you have weekend plans with any CEOs near you!

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Also the vulcan nerve pinch doesn’t work. It was invented by Nimoy because he didn’t want to punch a guy.

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Shit, next you’re gonna tell me Vulcans aren’t real.

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They are. Not bad heaters back in the day.

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They are, Romulans aren’t though.

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Force waves hand “they don’t exist”

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Knocking someone out safely is also really difficult, but I see why movies like the trope

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There’s a reason it’s the highest paid job in medicine

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Ether can do what the movies say chloroform does, though.

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Sure didn’t stop the media

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Hello fellow teenagers

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🛹

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🧢

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You can also buy mustard. Like, hello! All someone has to do is boil that, and they have mustard gas!

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Heinz DOES sound German…

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You can also buy wolf piss but everyone loses their mind when a girl with pink hair sells her farts :(

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Man, I might buy some coyote piss and spray my trash cans to make the raccoons fuck off.

I don’t want to hurt them, but if that don’t work I’m going airsoft on those assholes. If that don’t work, paintballs.

I’ve tried everything. I left them some food about 200 yards from my home and they’d eat that and still come and tear my trash cans apart.

Even if I got the cans with locked lids, it’s an apartment so I’d walk out to find the neighbor’s trash everywhere and they just walk past it like they didn’t see it. I left it once to see how long they’d ignore it. For four days my yard looked like a landfill. No one bothered to touch it,

It’s easy to see it’s your trash too. I see my one neighbor carrying 12 packs of sprite in every day. Sprite cans litter the yard? Yep. She doesn’t even care.

Told me once that she would have cleaned it but she didn’t have gloves. I asked her if she had soap and she huffed at me and went inside.

I’d chop my nuts off to live in a house again.

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Had a skunk take up residence under my barn. I waited to see if she was gonna have some kits. She was huge! Sure enough I see her with her little ones. Waited for then to leave the nest before I put a radio with country going 24/7. Skunks are solitary generally and don’t like a bunch of noise.

Racoon’s might need a little different motivation to get the hint. Might look into ultrasonic motion/sound machines.

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I put a radio with country going 24/7

This works on me, too.

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