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Do you think United Health Care is going to have trouble finding a replacement CEO?

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Treczoks@lemmy.world
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There will always be people who overestimate the rewards and underestimate the risks of an undertaking.

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beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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No, someone is jumping for joy at the promotion.

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eran_morad@lemmy.world
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I sure as shit wouldn’t take that job.

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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I would, then I’d just shitpost on LinkedIn about not doing evil things until they fire me for not being evil.

Golden parachute here I come. Honestly, this was on them, they clearly don’t do enough background checks.

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milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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I love the idea of somehow becoming CEO of such a company, then working tirelessly to make it honest and transparent and good for both employees and customers.

Of course they’d never hire me, even if I was qualified.

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🔰Hurling⚜️Durling🔱@lemmy.world
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Companies have plans in place for continuance, so I’m sure they have a person that can take over in an event like this, even if it’s just temporary until the board of directors chooses a new ceo

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Shard@lemmy.world
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This is correct. There’s absolutely a SVP/EVP or board member ready to take up an interim role while they work their way through the process of a new CEO.

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Spiritsong@lemmy.world
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No, and they will find ways to screw users more. Corpos are not anyone’s friends.

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