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Ech@lemm.ee
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“Why did the old man fall down the watering hole?” Better to leave the punchline out of the run-up, imo.

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Klear@lemmy.world
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Well said.

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ace_garp@lemmy.world
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Hell yes. My favourite of all time. XD

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TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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Alright Andy, don’t you have a door to open?

Wait, did you hear that?

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Snapz@lemmy.world
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Because he was the CEO of a health insurance company.

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Akasazh@feddit.nl
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I understand the elation, but the joke doesn’t work…

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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Neither does the private health insurance industry

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Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
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The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.

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