3 points
That’s why we need a robot Santa.
3 points
2 points
Also he’s a known antisemite.
7 points
Santa is a die hard capitalist, just like his best friend: Supply-side Jesus!
2 points
This cut harsh with me
10 points
Every year, Santa gets gifts for every good child
The parents can bribe Santa to redirect a gift that would normally go to someone else to them