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On it.

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There was that story about a robot dog advertising drugs in Moscow, and it apparently started to delete all of its storage and stuff when the police took it in.

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It was carrying bags of “drugs”, but they were fake last I heard. Either an expensive prank or a test run.

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Dude, where’s the drywall bag I ordered!!! That dam dog!

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Perhaps the 9mm pistol is the guillotine of the next American revolution.

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absolutely

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You’ve said this on so many posts I’m struggling to keep track of which ones I’ve seen before. It’s not a criticism, just saying you’re messing with my melon maaaan.

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Wow, you weren’t kidding. I wish I had that much confidence in my comments

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Sorry. I hope your melon has recovered.

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Impossible. This would require Internet mods to leave their house.

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I see you’re not familiar with the term ‘home invasion’.

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Shut up troll

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Yes cause “guy who deleted your comment” is just as bad as “guy who’s policies literally kill people”.

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In its very perverted logic, this assassination is good for capitalism. Every CEO can ask for a raise now.

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One of the strengths of capitalism is that it can profit both off stability and off turmoil. It literally cannot lose

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That’s why I feel progress should be made by leveraging capitalism instead of nuking it.

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I absolutely agree

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It’s already been tried with social democracies. They cannot last because capitalism is inherently rapacious by nature and tends to maximize the extraction of surplus value in the long run.

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Capitalism tries to nuke itself that’s why it’s often heavily regulated. It’s only positive is that it allows for rapid production. Which is also it’s greatest drawback.

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Oh boy I have a lemmy instance for you then

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What if it’s impossible to leverage it without falling into a cyberpunk dystopia?

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Yep, they should form a union and demand hazard pay on their CBAs.

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Let’s increase each one’s pay by exactly three aerodynamic chunks of lead, to be deposited directly into their brainpans at supersonic speeds.

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Subsonic, still very fast. The assassin used subsonic ammo because it isn’t nearly as loud. This is important.

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He also was using a suppressor without a Nielsen device as they had to rack the slide after every shot. Telling me it wasn’t a professional hit.

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Look, if Elon got run over by a Tesla, everyone would be laughing it off right now. If putin got smashed between a large truck and another large truck or by some other means like a large steel plate, everyone would be more than ecstatic. I would do a little dance myself. So I think we should just not try to figure out who did this too hard. It just happens sometimes. Right?

Cuz nobody figures out who denied your claim when your dad had to die right? Where’s the justice there? This is it! This is the justice. Don’t want it? Well then implement a better way to get justice. As, is, this is great.

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If somehow Trump died because of a stupid mistake on his part I’d take the rest of the week off and dance like it’s THON

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THON

The Happiest of Nights?

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Nah, Thick Hippies of Norway.

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A dance-for-charity event at The Pennsylvania State University whose name I personally haven’t heard in a minute

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Cuz nobody figures out who denied your claim when your dad had to die right?

This is part of the hell that we live in.

If you have a complaint about any corporation, you can’t do anything about it. They all run phone trees designed to waste your time and make it impossible to reach anyone who can actually do anything. They pay call center workers in India nothing to take the frustration which should be directed at the C-suites.

We live in a world with zero accountability for anyone with a sizable bank account.

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Hey gun crime is just a reality we have to live with, according to the Republicans in Congress. So I don’t see any reason to make a big fuss just because this rich bastard accidentally feel into some bullets, instead of the usual bunch of innocent children or random black person the cops decided to shoot while face down and in handcuffs. No, I’m sure the police have much more serious police matters to attend to, like civil forfeiture on somebody carrying a large amount of cash or selling appropriated weapons to drug cartels.

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Come now. Everyone knows pootin doesn’t like heights or falling out windows

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Oh that’s right! He loves the planet. I wish to offer him a planet hug from 7 stories away.

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Look, if Elon got run over by a Tesla, everyone would be laughing it off right now.

I think he should have demonstrated the use of that metal tube he wanted to use as a rescue sub to rescue those kids in the thai cave. Best way to demonstrate its safe is to go into it yourself.

Or he could use a pseudonym and work remote from one of the companies he owns and see how long he lasts as a worker. He thinks he can judge other peoples code? lets see his medicore bitchass show up and show us all how its done.

That guy sucks.

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to rescue those kids in the thai cave.

Wait, what happened? This?

EDIT: found it.

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Maybe he could go get the remains of the Titan. Who knows what we could learn from that.

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