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Shandies are a generally accepted thing, and they’re half lemonade half beer, so this really isn’t some wild, out there concoction.

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44 points

Boa! Das heißt „Radler”.

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4 points

Alsterwasser, du Plebejer.

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17 points

On top of that, fruit IPAs are a thing as well. They’re not my thing but other people like them so, good for them I guess.

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9 points

Yeah, but complaining about bitter and then adding more bitter to improve it makes no sense. They didn’t say they added sweet tea.

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19 points

Iced tea usually has tons of sugar.

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8 points

That’s sweet tea in northern America. Unsweetened is the default here.

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That’s going to be regional. In the US iced tea is unsweetened. Sweet tea is the one with tons of sugar, or if you’re in the south they might just call it tea. In my travels in the US it’s pretty understood that “iced tea” is unsweetened.

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In the north of France, there’s a thing sold that’s “beer bitter” which is a bitter alcohol specifically for adding to beer (Picon being the most common one).

The true purpose is probably mostly to add alcohol though. But it does taste nice.

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That probably isn’t marketed to people that think beer is too bitter already.

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8 points

As a PNW beer snob, I used to make shandies out of the Ranier 30 racks that would be left at our house after a party. I didn’t like the beer at the time and mixing it with lemon San Pellegrino made it delightful.

I now drink Ranier proudly when I can since I moved to Chicago. I love this city but I still bleed green, white, and blue.

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Oh no does that mean I’m going to start dragging rhinegeist to the west coast? Ok probably and my wife will put chili on spaghetti there too

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2 points

Gotta represent.

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That makes me think of this video

https://youtu.be/jeCacI7pHSg?si=6243VLz1KbhMu3_-

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27 points

Isn’t that just a shandy? Or is that lemonade

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11 points

Weiss beer and grapefruit juice is the best.

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6 points

One time i mixed a chocolate peanutbutter beer with grape juice to make a pbj shandy.

It was equally as gross as the beer was on its own.

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3 points

I’d seen colaweizen plenty of times when I was in Germany years ago. But then this guy walked up to the bar and asked for a Fantaweizen. That was new for me.

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1 point

Try banana juice. You can thank me later.

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6 points

It’s lemonade. But lemonade as in Sprite or 7up, not the lemon squash Americans usually mean by the term.

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23 points

Radler ✅

Alcohol-Free Beer ❌

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  • Radler: beer & lemon soda
  • Berliner Weisse: beer & raspberry syrup

Those are the two I know; there are others.

The Germans, who among all people are known for their long and storied association with beer above all else, regularly mix beer with random stuff. If they do it, I’d argue it’s more normal than American purism.

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Oh there is more:

  • Russ: wheat beer & lemon soda
  • Cola-Weizen: wheat beer & coke
  • Kirschgoaß: dark beer & coke & cherry liquor & cognac usually served as a 1L Maß
  • Almradler: beer & Almdudler (an Austrian herbal soda)
  • at an Irish Pub: Irish Car Bomb: Stout & Irish Cream & Whiskey (it’s surprisingly good and packs a punch)
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2 points

Last one trying to get someone killed?

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Kirschgoaß: dark beer & coke & cherry liquor & cognac usually served as a 1L Maß

Hab das mal in Karlsruhe in ner Bar getrunken. Die haben es dort “Snakebite” genannt. War gut.

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2 points

Alcohol-free beer + coke/sprite = Horrorschoppen

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3 points

Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea

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3 points

Look… It’s not the tequilas fault you chose bad beer… 😂

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Shandies are called Radler in Germany, and many hate them so much that there are well known songs hating against them. To be fair, they are songs you’ll only hear on parties, after a few shots and beers, but still.

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Making songs about a drink that many others enjoy that you don’t is an extra kind of petty.

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I doubt anyone takes it serious, especially at 1.5-2‰

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2 points

Oh wow, it’s a lot stronger in the US

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This is actually basically how a lot of “hard iced tea” and “hard seltzer/wine coolers” type drinks are made. It’s just the most flavorless piss beer with flavors added because that’s cheaper than adding grain alcohol to thinks to spike it cleanly.

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Wine coolers usually use the most flavorless piss wine rather than beer but yes.

You’ve heard of the cocktail, now introducing the pussytail.

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Some of those things have the same or even more ABV than hard liquor. Pussytail my ass.

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I’m gonna have to ask you to show your work.

Hard liquor such as gin, rum, vodka or whiskey are usually bottled somewhere between 80 and 120 proof, or 40 to 60 percent ABV. Can you show me a wine cooler, malt liquor, hard soda or similar product that breaks even 10% ABV? Most beer is somewhere between 3 and 6% ABV.

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3 points

Alcohol production licensing laws probably play a larger role than the cost of ethanol.

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