Minecraft + ketamine does not an engineer make.

This whole argument seems to be constructed as a buildup to the strenuous pun about masons bricking stuff. Get it? Masons are bricklayers?

Even if it’s an elaborate joke and not a psychiatric issue — man, it needs work.

hits blunt Cars on the highway are like data in a network. What if Earth is just a computer for aliens?

I don’t want to try it, but I’m curious about what this person is on.

Ok I lied, I want to try a little

It’s kind of a cool premise for a fantasy setting or something like that, but believing this is true in real life should earn you a padded room