His roast is ruined!
Nonce.
What’s horn rimmed browline?
Top right is accurate.
Yes that’s me, though for the last few years I’ve been considering going for something a bit more jazzy, I just can’t get myself to do it when it comes time to get a new pair. I’m gonna have to wear them every day with every outfit, the entire day, I just want some I’ll forget about, comfortable to wear and resistant to my lack of care.
I have top left because that’s what my insurance will pay. I’m top right though, as all I want to do is seeeeee.
Eye insurance, even subsidized by an employer, is a racket. I pay for an appointment out of pocket at a place like Costco and get glasses from Zenni. Don’t even need a Costco membership.