I was in 5th grade when my dad told me about the Nuremberg trials and the subsequent Milgram experiments.

Edit Wtf you sick perverts, I was talking about when your parents talk to you about authority bias and how you need to be suspicious of power structures that tell you to do things that you would normally consider horrible acts.

Jesus you can’t talk about Nazis without someone dragging out Sex Ed these days smh

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I had to learn that stuff on the street

by which I mean the Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia, 1994 edition.

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For me it was the body book at the book fair. I learned what the outside and the inside of a boob looked like that day.

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My dad taught me to be a freak in the sheets.

Excel sheets, to be precise.

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so you’re a pivot table man, then?

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He started at the visual basic level, but now he’s packing a full python experience.

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You have no idea how actually true that is.

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Look, there must be limits. The amount of sex-demand one would get from doing something like this is beyond what any person could survive

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Doomed to it you could say

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I was 18 or 19 when my dad scared me straight into learning to drive manual transmission.

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I learned that at 12 without anybody being scared.

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My father taught me how to drive on a stick shift car. Several years later when I was able to afford it I bought a used Pontiac GTO stick shift. Best car I ever had. I haven’t driven a manual in decades, but I know if I had to today it would come right back to me

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I was 12 when my dad gave me the talk (the talk about how police will kill you if you aren’t exceptionally polite to them). How having skin our color is very dangerous because police are afraid of us. So no quick movements.

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Don’t remember the specific age, but it was something in the vein:

“We gotta talk. You know about the sex stuff?”

“Yeah, no problem. Got the internet. Already a master or better.”

“Eyyyyy!”

“Eyyyyy!”

And that was it. But seriously, the internet taught me more than biology class, without all the hoops and whistles.

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Pornhub bass riff

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Are the Milgram experiments a category on porn hub? I mean if it gives you a little zap who am I to judge?

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I was 9 or 10 when my dad taught me about the birds and the bees, I’d missed learning it in school.

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i still dont know the birds and the bees metaphor.

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Yeah…me neither. I just like the saying.

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