32 points

She was right. They’re actually paying me to stare at my phone most of the time I’m supposed to be staring at the computer screen.

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“You won’t be carrying a calculator in your pocket all the time!” - Several of my math teachers

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Math Teacher: You won’t be carrying a calculator with you every where you go.

Me: Umm actually I will.

Math teacher: yeah but in the future Microsoft will force you to log in to use the calculator App, harvest your data and sell it to your insurance company forcing you to pay thousands more.

Me: Oh umm, I’ll be using Android?

Teacher: LOL, Ok.

Me: Ok, I’ll just carry a regular calculator around.

Teacher: Trust me if you don’t want to be a nerd you need to stay inside and do your homework.

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“Calculators can’t solve word problems!” Line also seems to be failing the test of time lol

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I wrote a program to solve wordle. It works pretty okay

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AAAAA
ABBBB
CACCC
CADDD
CADEE
CAFDF

CARDR
CARDS

Woot!

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Until you need to verify if the computer understood and solved the problem properly

It’s like, sure, a calculator can help you solve equations… but what is the proper equation for the situation?

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Considering the CO2 output of ai, I’d say they’re creating more problems.

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Eh, it’s not like that’s not a solvable problem. Electric cars and AC also suffer from the same issue wherein they’re as clean or dirty as the electric generation they’re connected to.

Hook an AC to a renewable energy source and it’s not all that dirty (provided no leaks), AI data centers are the same way.

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I would argue the problem is not having a calculator in my pocket but getting it out of my pocket when I’m juggling a baby.

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The trick is to throw the baby higher than the calculator so you have time to press a few buttons on the calculator each time.

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That sounds suspiciously like me trying to comment when my dog is laying on my chest.

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I had one on my wrist just to spite them throughout much of my school career.

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      IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
      PROGRAM-ID. YOURWRNG.
      ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
      PROCEDURE DIVISION.
          DISPLAY 'YOU WERE WRONG MOM'.
          STOP RUN.
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Dammit, I can’t tell if YOURWRNG has the incorrect version of you’re!

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You r wrng 🙄

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2 points

You are warning?

😜

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That’s the fun thing about some of the older systems. Program names were limited to eight or ten characters so you had to get creative with naming within a library (basically the equal of a folder on AS/360 … AS/400 systems) if it got large.

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We have a few systems with data from the 90s that carried over the 8 character limit and a few older devs who are still in the habit of shortening names. Everyone once in a while I have to remind them to spell things out, they aren’t being charged by the letter!

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Is that an Atari 400 or 800?

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The 400 if you acidentally stepped on it it’d flip back and bark your shin, you’d fall over and put your foot through it. that’s why there’s so few today.

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  1. You can tell because the keyboard doesn’t actively make you want to kill and/or die.
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LOL, my friend had the 400. We all hated it.

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Oh that is terrible

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Didn’t they both have the shitty shift/atari button thing?

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Yes, but the 400 had it on a spillproof membrane like you’d see on a fast-food cash register. The later models improved the layout but most had much worse switches than the 800.

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I had a solar-powered pocket calculator with a membrane once. Credit-card-sized. You can tell I was a nerd because I owned three pocket calculators at the same time.

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