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Management: “Men are having sex in the stalls. Let’s make them see through to discourage them.”

two weeks later

Management: “Why is there always a line to the men’s room now?”

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38 points

Hopefully the frosting is the correct way and only the person inside could be doing it.

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32 points

What with the glass wall between the stalls?
One side would have all the power!

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16 points

Frost both sides?

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17 points

Couple pieces of clear tape, one on each side in the same spot, will last longer.

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6 points

Glorious.

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5 points

On the hole, that’s a great idea.

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11 points

You psychopath

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2 points

Rub vegetable oil on it so it’s semi-permanent. Clear packing tape works, too.

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1 point

Thanks Satan. Excited for my next business trip

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69 points

Um, why is that guy naked?

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82 points

The Costanza method

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32 points

I’m genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.

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4 points

There is a site like Franiac - https://www.penskefile.com/

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Some people poop naked. I do.

It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone’s clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.

Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.

It’s been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.

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29 points

Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?

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23 points

How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?

I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they’re living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.

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8 points

I’m pooping naked as we speak

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1 point

So you strip naked every time you take a piss?

At least make up a believable story.

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2 points

You mean you don’t?!

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1 point

Not everyone sits to piss.

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25 points

He fighting for his life

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24 points

Nope, wearing flip flops

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16 points

He’s thinking.

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16 points

I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower

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7 points

Hey we’ve all had those days

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4 points

I call that the Costanza maneuver

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3 points

To assert dominance.

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Because they (old guys) come out of the pool and put their swimming trunks in the centrifuge things to dry and then they take like an hour to get ready.

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4 points

Centrifuge what now?

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It’s a machine in the locker room where you drop your wet swimming trunks in and it mechanically wrings them out so it dries faster.

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Centrifuge deez nu… Wait no

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1 point

Tumbler.

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44 points

The wall decor with what appears to say ‘Your Time to Relax’ with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.

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Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it’s one of those shits. LOL

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That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- “Thinking Man” with a cellphone. Add in the “Your Time Relax”, and it’s perfect

Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?

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7 points

In their pants

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What pants?

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Looks like clothes are in front of him in the stall to me

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