Are they laughing at the device, or the promotional photo?

Seriously, it looks like Sarah Palin really hit hard times with this one.

Don’t forget I was actually the person who searched for this product in the first place

Mate, I literally have four support rails in my bathroom alone and i’m still laughing at this. The butt (heh) isn’t the idea of assistive devices.

Tore my e.spinalis on the one side - like, all of it - and was a wreck for weeeeeeks. Truly, the loo was the scariest place in the house.

“I’m to young to need handles and bars everywhere,” I thought to myself. But, maybe I’m not.

Those echo flex units are cheap by the half-dozen and can be set to only allow outgoing calls for help. Just saying.

When the static fire test turns dynamic

Shitting through the nth dimension

The top handle is for someone stepping into or out of the tub. The lower handle is for someone trying to stand from a shower chair, or pulling themselves up from the floor.

I think that’s the capacity for the bar, not the toilet

Once you have mobity issues, movement typically goes down while caloric intake stays the same.

Critical thinking: the weight capacity refers to the mobility handles.

The US is an important market.

So, a subway handle.