Summon the poop knife
Oh man, that sounds as messy as that time me and my partner tried anal after living on whiskey and Taco Bell for a week.
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!
Plumbers call it ”Brown Friday" :>
LPT: Go easy on the deviled eggs.
Now look, there’s only two - maybe three - social events where stuffing my face to the gills with deviled eggs is semi acceptable.
I made my peace with the cholesterol, and I’ll pay the next-day toll every time that platter gets brought out.
Dietary cholesterol has little to no effect on blood cholesterol.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9143438/
We confirm from the review of the literature on epidemiological data, meta-analysis, and clinical interventions where dietary cholesterol challenges were utilized that there is not a direct correlation between cholesterol intake and blood cholesterol. This lack of correlation is mainly due to the compensatory mechanisms exerted by the organism to manage excess dietary cholesterol, including decreases in cholesterol absorption and down-regulation of cholesterol synthesis. A great number of epidemiological studies and meta-analysis indicate that dietary cholesterol is not associated with CVD risk nor with elevated plasma cholesterol concentrations. Clinical interventions in the last 20 years demonstrate that challenges with dietary cholesterol do not increase the biomarkers associated with heart disease risk. Further, in the specific circumstances where eggs are the source of dietary cholesterol, an improvement in dyslipidemias is observed due to the formation of less atherogenic lipoproteins and changes in HDL associated with a more efficient reverse cholesterol transport. However, if the cholesterol sources are consumed with saturated and trans fats, as happens in the Western diet pattern, increases in plasma cholesterol may be observed. The most recent epidemiological data and clinical interventions for the most part continue to support the USDA 2015 dietary guidelines that removed the upper limit of dietary cholesterol
Clearly that means you didn’t drink enough
