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Freebased.

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Coke in a can: mid Coke in a bottle: okay Coke in a bag: LET’S FUCKING GO

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He might try but Don Jr will be snorting it faster than the factory could add it.

And no one in the mainstream media will care.

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Given that RFK jr was a heroin addict for decades, I was once again fooled by this and I thought it was real.

Satire has been dead for years anyway.

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the onion actually doesn’t do satire any longer.

they do prophesy now.

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One can dream…

I do wish this were prophecy

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Yeah he was on record last week saying it improved his grades as a student lol

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I’m in

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