The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
I’ll start my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack.
Don’t you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
Good news! It’s a suppository!
🎵We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain’t no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing this whalin’ tune! 🎵
That’s not an astronaut, that’s a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
“Your mother!”
