The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.

EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.

The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!

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You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

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She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

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You win again gravity!

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Professor: Your tux doesn’t fit because you stole it from a boy.

Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.

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You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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When they’re getting pulled down toward Atlanta:

How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?

Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.

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