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Jokes on you. I’m too depressed to shower.

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R.I.P

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Same, but holy shit is it ever a relief when I do get sad enough to burst into tears.

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I’m also too depressed to shower, maybe we could do it together?

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Sure. I’ll wash your back first?

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I wanted depressed/needy codependentsex

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Jokes on you. I’m too depressed to hold a steady job.

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I cry at work. If work’s making me cry I better get fucking paid for it.

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Jokes on you. I’m in the Milky Way galaxy instead.

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Even if it was the correct picture (and how can you be sure) the arrow is pointing to the wrong place.

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We can be sure because its impossible to get a photo of the entire milky way, but otherwise it seems accurate enough, pointing to an outer spur and having two satellite galaxies

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It’s true we can infer a lot of what it looks like from what we can see and using data from other galaxies. However that does often change. I’m not even sure which is the more current version right now, but here’s another version with four more pronounced arms. The same original arms are there, but the others are more dust and different star makeup than the first and could be more pronounced than once thought. There are also several different structural wave patterns rippling through the galaxy as it rotates.

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It’s like we are all trapped in a dystopian spaceship

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We are going at 560,000 miles an hour trough the unrelenting darkness of space, and just decided to destroy our life support system.

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jokes on you. I already quit my job

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