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Is there more to it?

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

same thing happened to me

yeah, this is the prequel to…

sir, this is a Wendy’s.

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

Nah, we’d start with some weird ranting about merch.

Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

Which one shouldn’t I put it on?

Whichever one you trust the most.

I don’t eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.

One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

Chicken sandwiches don’t have tomatoes on them.

Good, because i don’t want them

McDonald’s varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.

This happened in fairytale land.

Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?

The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).

In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call “deluxe” “supreme” or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.

This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven’t been to McDonalds in over a decade.

OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.

Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term “fungibility” to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich…

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn’t check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don’t get by order with at least SHA256 I’m out of here.

The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn’t working, either

Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn’t have tomatoes in it.

Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.

My first thought as well.

Glad there are “normal” “people” around “here”.

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