767

Anon's first job(sh.itjust.works)

posted
by
Avatar
🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM
in
Avatar
greentext@sh.itjust.works
43 comments
hidereport
Sort:
HotTopControversialNewOld
You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments
Avatar
Nino477@lemmy.world
28 points

Post the full story

permalink
report
reply
Avatar
🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
26 points

Is there more to it?

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
jaybone@lemmy.world
40 points

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
metaStatic@kbin.earth
30 points

same thing happened to me

permalink
report
parent
reply
Show more comments
Avatar
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
0 points

Happens

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
crawancon@lemm.ee
15 points

yeah, this is the prequel to…

sir, this is a Wendy’s.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
Agent641@lemmy.world
12 points
*

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

permalink
report
parent
reply
Avatar
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
3 points

Nah, we’d start with some weird ranting about merch.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Greentext

!greentext@sh.itjust.works

Create post

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Community stats

  • 6.8K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.1K

    Posts

  • 27K

    Comments

Community moderators