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Cube/ cuboid whatever (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl
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Cuboid

Rectangular

Umm…

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Slovene@feddit.nl
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Dogular

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GrymEdm@lemmy.world
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I wish I was winning round cheeses! TFW too hetero a man to seduce a farmer and get treated like this:

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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Is she pointing at the cheese in the second pic? Is this the new red circle?

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usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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It’s important for the sense of scale

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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Are fingers the new bananas?

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CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
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mee to bro:(

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MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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He tells her, she needs to gain weight.

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Natanael@slrpnk.net
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CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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She does look somewhat fascinated in the picture. Confirmed.

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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I like how the URL cuts off the sentence. That’s an even better brand new sentence.

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kamen@lemmy.world
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Is this a question?

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dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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*queso-tion

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finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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WHERE IS THE PARALLELOPIPED CULTURED DAIRY?!

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GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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Everyone, do yourself a favour and get a Cheese slicer. This is standard equipment in any Swedish kitchen, and they are really convenient. You can pick up a basic one from IKEA for very little money, and I don’t think you’re ever going to use a knife again for cutting cheese after that.

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MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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Swiss here, they only work on hard cheese, not on gum cheese. And they are more to make cheese sandwich-sized, not to cut it.

Btw, you can also use your peeler for that.

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TheAristocrat@lemmy.world
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The importance of proper punctuation rears its head.

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expatriado@lemmy.world
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mistakes like this tend to appear in hard to handle situations

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