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Anon loves proprietary tech(lemmy.ml)

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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I used to wonder why someone didn’t just make a Linux distro that could natively run Windows programs until the whole copyright shit was explained to me; can’t incorporate DirectX and other crap without permission yadda yadda…

Now I just wonder why someone hasn’t done it anyway just because fuck Microsoft and because if they don’t even distribute it, how would they have actually broken a law? Make the world’s most perfect OS; and then keep it to yourself. Be a sick flex.

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stevedice@sh.itjust.works
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It’s just really hard. Valve has been throwing money at the problem for like 10 years now and still hasn’t gotten it right.

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asudox@discuss.tchncs.de
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I bet there is such a distro being kept hidden from us. I wouldn’t be surprised. Even if it isn’t public, someone probably tried doing it for his own personal sake.

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Robust Mirror@aussie.zone
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Or just do what other people breaking the law do and release it entirely anonymously via torrent, once it’s out there it’s out there.

Don’t even have a website or explain anything, just dump it on pirate Bay and let word of mouth do the rest.

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Infomatics90@lemmy.ca
19 points

troll. no one uses Norton anymore, its all about avast.

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SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social
13 points

Is my McAfee not cool anymore?

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rumba@lemmy.zip
3 points

no no no, kaspersky is where it’s at

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Infomatics90@lemmy.ca
5 points

No, he’s not shooting holding RPGs in his hand with blow all over the table anymore.

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Gumby@lemmy.world
46 points

FAKE! Obviously no self-respecting Apple iPhone user would own a Windows PC. Gotta keep it all in that walled garden, baby!

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MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
33 points

prepares a morning shower

??

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rumba@lemmy.zip
4 points

Max had already turned on the shower for me, setting the water temperature right where I liked it. As I jumped into the steam-filled stall. Max switched the music over to my shower tunes playlist. I recognized the opening riffs of “Change,” by John Waite. From the Vision Quest soundtrack. Geffen Records, 1985.

Ready Player One had an AI that prepared his shower for him

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taladar@sh.itjust.works
6 points

setting the water temperature right where I liked it.

I have that too, it is called “having separate knobs for temperature and turning the water on and off” though I wouldn’t exactly consider it AI.

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Quadhammer@lemmy.world
11 points

Wall mounted mechanical dildo obviously

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TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
15 points

this was written by someone pretending they know how showers work

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lightnsfw@reddthat.com
8 points

Notice he never actually enters the shower in this story.

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MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
2 points

Written by AI, you bet?

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secret300@lemmy.sdf.org
26 points

HAL begs anon “please take a shower”

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taladar@sh.itjust.works
6 points

“I am afraid I can’t do that, Dave, not until you have taken a shower”

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pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
26 points

For real, though, I’m building a Hal9000 system for my home built on top of Home Assistant and Esphome.

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Sabata@ani.social
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What kind of hardware are you using for voice controls/voice output? Been looking to build an Ai waifu to control the lights.

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pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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I’ll have to dig through my receipts to see. The Hal project has taken a back seat to the microchip controlled pet feeding stall project.

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