Wow, my favorite food is conincentally nonspecified sandwiches too! He is so relatable, he’s just like regular folks like you or me!
He couldn’t even name a sandwich filling. He was either caught on the hop trying to think what wsd typical human food or the focus group hadn’t bothered workshopping the details.
“I too, like typical human food, such as a BLT: banana, liverwurst, and tapenade. There’s a reason it’s a classic and that reason is that humans - such as I am - enjoy this combination of flavours between two slices of laverbread.”
The fact that this isn’t The Onion is just bizarre. I constantly feel like this SMBC comic has to be accurate.
“Rishi Sunak met Britain’s most tattooed mum while appearing on the show.” what the fucking hell is going on there?
“Uhhh oh fuck it just write sandwiches”
