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A donut receipt is an alibi. Just saying.

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Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

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10 points

I came here to buy an alibi, and you’re trying to sell me wonder.

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57 points

I used to like Mitch. I still do, but I used to, too.

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23 points

People either love him or they hate him. Or they think he’s ok.

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4 points

Is anyone indifferent?

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38 points

Luckily, they’re not bringing ink into this, only thermal paper!

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  • Sir, you can’t leave without paying for that donut.
  • But I just paid for it! Here’s the receipt.

And that’s why you need a receipt for a donut.

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I had a friend who liked to sulk around in a trench coat. He bought a grocery store donut and promptly tossed the receipt.

He was soon stopped by grocery security for theft. After some hassle they tracked down his receipt and let him go, but yeah that’s what donut receipts are for.

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6 points

You can see how the main issue wasn’t the receipt, right?

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I’ve given you multiple thousands in revenue, the only times I stole something was a 1€ item because your self scan shopping cart is slow af, and freaks out if you put two items in where you need to manually select the size of both (yeah, of course I just bought 5l of Joghurt and not just 500ml, lol). And fixing it is hella complicated, so fix your system. And a plastic chip for the shopping cart, because I don’t have coins, but need to lock away my bags (requiring one coin/chip) and get a cart (requiring one coin/chip). I scanned the receipt to get out of the sco area. Check the cams yourself, idiots.

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9 points

Hold it. Did you pay for that receipt?

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9 points

Quickly stuffs donut into mouth.

Wfathf Donutfff?

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Punches man in stomach. Donut comes out.

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2 points

eat the chewed donut problem solved

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25 points

The actual answer is for reimbursement, for example if you’re buying them for a work meeting or something.

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Sure … but a single donut?

Honestly the process for getting reimbursed is annoying enough that I’m only going to do it for stuff that’s more than $10. I don’t need to be reimbursed often though

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Reimbursement also counts for work issued credit cards. You go on a trip for work, you don’t need to pay for anything in my realm :)

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