A brutal series of attacks at a rural monastery in Spain over the weekend has left several people injured, after an assailant reportedly broke in and declared “I am Jesus Christ and I am going to kill the monks.” Following a lengthy search of the countryside around Valencia, police have arrested a man on suspicion of carrying out the vicious attack, which left a 76-year-old man fighting for his life.

Initial reports on Saturday indicated that a Catholic Bishop had been killed during the violent rampage, during which the assailant is alleged to have used a historical artefact, as well as a glass bottle, to attack monks at the monastery. However, emergency services have since confirmed that no one died, but one individual remains in a critical condition in hospital following the assault

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GTA 6 is going to have to work really hard to top the current reality.

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Screw gta, this is something out of postal.

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The monks should have signed his petition

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Religion, the eternal mental illness.

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Strange how if you search for another source rather than clicking an utter shitrag like The Mirror, every single result is by an utter fucking shitrag

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Goddamn it Jesus you couldn’t go do the money changers again? The banks my man not monks, the banks!

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It’s a fighting Jesus then

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He’s not the Jesus we want, but he’s the Jesus we need

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