50 points

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Me more comfortable with chicken.

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ARISE CHICKEN! CHICKEN ARISE!

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There it is.

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I don’t get it.

Edit: best I got is “I am a pi-ness”. I guess it works as a math joke?

Edit2: “I am happiness?”

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I am a penis

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Hi penis, I’m dad

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nailed it

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8 points

You didn’t just walk into that, you sprinted.

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no way you got two with this

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Im just a helpful idiot okay

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🤣

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I am a penis

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5 points

Must be hard for you

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Your edit2 made me think of this baby girl on YouTube.

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Later, I go home, look in the mirror, and exclaim:

spoiler

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I have smooth brain, someone explain :(

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Read this out loud:

eye

m

a

p

ness

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I read them as “em” “ay” “pee” and not “mm” “ah” “pee” 🙈

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Hold your tongue with your fingers and say the word "trucker.’

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The version I know (from MST3K) is: hold your tongue and say, “I was born on a pirate ship.”

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You just got me with this

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