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One time I called 911 because I was following a drunk driver that had collided with multiple vehicles and kept driving. The operator asked me what direction so I looked at my maps app and it said I was going west so I told them west and they said “Sir that street doesn’t run west.” I was speechless after that.

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At one point in my childhood, my dad made the comment, “Women don’t know compass directions.” I took offense to that and made a point to learn them to prove him wrong.

I felt vindicated in high school when he was coming to pick me up from a friend’s house and said, “I’m at the gas station. Do I go left or right?” I told him there were several gas stations on the way, and asked which direction he was facing to figure out which one he was by. He couldn’t tell me and finally hung up on me in a huff.

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If it’s before noon: Go away from the sun.

If it’s after noon: Go toward the sun.

If it’s night… Wait for morning, and go away from the sun.

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If it’s night and you can see both the Southern Cross and the Pointers it’s pretty trivial to determine south; if you’re in the northern hemisphere you get it even easier with Polaris to mark north.

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Instructions unclear, I’m at the north pole

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If you’re at the pole, just walk due south.

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The moon would like a word

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There’s no idiom for which way the moon rises and sets 🤷🏻‍♂️.

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Well it tends to rise and set in the same direction as the sun because the earth spinning is what causes them to rise and set.

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*Advice not applicable if you are north or south of a given latitude.

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stuck somewhere where the sun doesn’t set for like a month

Do… Do I wait?

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Haha, yes there’s that extreme. However that effect is a gradient. You start to notice it north of the 60th parallel (Canada where the bulk of the population lives) but it’s only slight. In winter the sun is just slightly south of the middle of the sky.

Here in Campbell River BC we are at the 50th parallel, and on Saturday at Noon (we are out of DST now so we are talking true noon) the sun was to the direct south, 45 degrees to the horizon. It rises and sets… but to the SE, S and SW.

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My initial thought when reading your comment was a response about differentiation of both hemispheres, but the way you wrote it was actually quite clever, so kudos for that! :D

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Coloradans be like “just look at the mountains smh”

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