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A chicken is botanically a fruit if you’re high enough to contemplate such things

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Nah I get it. The seeds are on the inside of the chicken. I mean I’m also high, but I get it

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Bookmarking this comment for later when I’m blazed.

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What if the chicken is high, but I’m sober?

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Get a stool?

(If that’s not funny yet, wait until high and contemplate again:-)

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I honestly don’t know but it gives me cause for contemplation. I wonder what the chicken would be contemplating in this precarious situation

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A stoned chicken would be able to very easily answer-

“Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?”

They would think, “I was an egg before I was a chicken, obviously.”

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If a chick turns into a chicken, what would a chickenen look like?

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Modern day genius

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I am not, actually.

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So Gabriel in Good Omens 2 is just John Hamm showing up on set unannounced?

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As much as I like following them on Mastodon, I might just stop and follow this community instead. His posts constantly clog up my following feed thing.

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