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I honestly don’t know but it gives me cause for contemplation. I wonder what the chicken would be contemplating in this precarious situation

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A stoned chicken would be able to very easily answer-

“Which came first? The chicken, or the egg?”

They would think, “I was an egg before I was a chicken, obviously.”

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