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Not posting this was free.

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For everything else, there’s MasterCard

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Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.

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Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.

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Hotel? Trivago

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I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet

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I remember when I learned what sounding is.

I fondly remember a time period before that.

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That was today for me So you all must suffer too

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My condolences.

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aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.

buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.

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Speaking of which

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