Do you remember locking the door and checking it this morning?

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Yeah did you unplug the hairdryer?

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Good!

I don’t have a hairdryer. With 6mm hair that is not needed

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I don’t have a hairdryer

…that you can remember.

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It’s better to check again. Maybe in fact you forgot you have one at home!

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We pretty much never lock the house. Unless we’re inside sleeping then my wife will lock the door for some reason. And then she only locks the front door. Not the back or side.

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Can you post your address please

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Is that the one with the weird shaped room at the back?

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P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia

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You little shit…

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yes i did

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Excellent, have a lovely day!

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Thank you !

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Jokes on you, I’m not leaving!

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Fantastic! I hope you have a great day!

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