29 points

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Yep, that’s my go to as well.

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My personal go-to is, “They’re a human being, just like you.”

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“… aren’t.”

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Being human doesn’t make you good. Plenty of humans are monsters. They’re not some eldritch evil that simply started existing hating, they chose this.

That makes them worse, of course… but still very very human.

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4 points

Yeah, humans are fucking awful, by and large. Just look at the entirety of human history.

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In drag’s experience, calling someone a human is a tremendously vicious insult if you have cool enough friends.

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11 points

Sadly, they often disagree. The whole basis of bigotry is the idea that I’m human and you’re less than.

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friend says fucked up shit, asks if you agree

“What? No. Shit no! I believe you get your ass kicked for saying shit like that.”

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30 points

Nah. Don’t wait for them to ask. Tell them they are being an asshat. It’s good for them

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4 points

Don’t believe that was in this fine piece of cinema. Ass Clown on the other hand…

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20 points

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

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Treat them like the printer ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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6 points

“What the fuck dude, you’re talking like there’s no paper in tray two after I just filled it. Fuck off!”

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4 points

PC LOAD LETTER

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2 points

“Do you hear yourself right now?”

I would never treat people the way I feel towards printers! Hateful, vile things…

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21 points

My go-to is “Why do you think that is an okay thing to say?”

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112 points

Ask them to explain the “joke” then once they finish say I didn’t find the joke funny.

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44 points

I do this, but then I pick it apart to make it really painful.

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33 points

“Oh, jokes just normally have a punchline and aren’t just stating something really backwards”

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7 points

what’s the counter to “whatever you just dont get it 🙄”??

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10 points

This one’s my go-to.

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26 points

They can’t ever explain the joke, though.

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35 points

That’s half the fun. Watching them squirm and try to figure out how to explain the joke without saying the -ism out loud when they realize they’re not in “safe” company.

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As long as 1 singular person finds the joke funny it still counts as a joke.

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I have a lot of jokes where my friends don’t find them funny. But there’s always a punch line, some smart wordplay, terrible pun, even if they feel like it’s too forced (smh).

Racists do know that openly saying that “minorities being abused is funny” sounds racist as fuck, so they try to avoid explaining their jokes.

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