Can everyone please pull back on the Despair of the Day, bottle it up tightly inside and just…shitpost, shitmeme or shitcomment while you’re here. That’s the tottering crayon tower on which NCD was built. This is not the place for discussing politics seriously or going through the seven stages of anything. Thank you.

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Question: what if the goofiest most fucked up concepts accidentally align with the dark reality we live in?

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Time for memes about the pending US invasion of Mexico

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Pfft that would never hap…

Orange filter covers my vision

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my pico is de gallo’d

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Time for memes about the pending US invasion of Poland.

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If they have any sense they’ll do Cuba first. It’s just way too easy a win for a fascistoid government that’s willing to actually deploy and likes red baiting.

I’m not even clear what the guerilla situation would look like in the post-Fidel era.

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I am so incredibly sick of hearing about US politics, so thank you for posting this.

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I’m glad Trump is putting a stop to US elections so I can finally stop hearing about them

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Dont worry were coming for you next. Your country is the next one to be colonized… And then youll never hear about politics again because if you even say the word youll probably get shot. First america colonizes american brains. Next. The world. And the worlds brains. You had no choice. If you try to end your life we will reanimate your corpse for our very american zombie army. because we are colonizing death too.

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🙄

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Non credible rules, fuck you

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I see MST3K and I upvote.

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You’re my hamdinger and you’re bold.

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Push the button, Frank.

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seven stages of anything

Five stages?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_stages_of_grief

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Some people include shock and testing as stages.

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Shock my testes?

Am I shitposting right?

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I think so?

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