61 points

Way back in 2017 I was offered a job managing a small retreat center in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere along the shores of Lake Superior.

The pay was exceptionally low, but it came with housing and food. 8 months out of the year would have been spent just being there and keeping the place in order, the other 4 were for hosting guests.

I went back to school instead.

The fuck was I thinking? I could have ridden these shit years out as a weird hermit.

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28 points

Sir, this is the plot to The Shining.

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19 points

Funny enough, that was one of the reasons for not taking the job at the time.

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17 points

And there probably would have been cool rocks.

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11 points

There were, in fact, cool rocks.

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8 points

You woulda been living my dream lol

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1 point

Pandemic? Stay away from people? buddy I see people once a month when I buy an entire cow to put in my freezer.

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20 points

It looks like 2020-2025 are actually enjoying this quite a bit

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15 points

Only up to 2025?

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20 points

It is in my best financial and emotional interest to pass away in my sleep

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7 points

I’ve been thinking about spending a few years dead for tax reasons.

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12 points

This meme doesn’t make sense to me, shouldn’t “my plans” be above the guy in the apron and the years be above the bearded guy? That’s presuming the intent was to say the plans were fucked up by the events of those years. In which case, the first panel is meaningless.

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My Plans in SHOCK after realising the EXTREME events of the last years, IN THE WORLD

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12 points

Why pay federal taxes when your existence is illegal? 🤔

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